June 2012
hemoglobinfornicationalcohol:
ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENERRR
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friend: you know there is more to life than tumblring...
me: do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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My toad…. it is staring at me….. from across the room….. it is just looking at me and I am just looking at it and it never blinks. I am the champ at staring contests (have I mentioned I am typing this while not looking at the screen?) but how do you win at staring contests with animals that do not bli… ohp it moved but it is still staring at me. What the actual fuck?
All...
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@Carson
a-bird-in-your-hand replied to your post: @sonofasailorr
Dominos delivers pasta I think, idk if there’s one near you that’s open late
They are super closed. I said fuck it to pants and decided to just make some pasta we have here. I forgot we have so much here. YESSSSS You all are wonderful for suggestions though.
@sonofasailorr
sonofasailorr replied to your post: Where where where can I find pasta that will deliver to me at this time of night on a Sunday in the Midwest? D:
I am afraid you are out of luck :( I was ABOUT to say Pizza Hut has those big pasta dishes… But only in a perfect world would they be open 24/7!. Thanks for making me want some now though lol
Gahhhhh… this blows. Looks like I have to put on...
Where where where can I find pasta that will...
morbidmandy422 asked: I secretly like that you're awesome. Or not so secretly. IDK.
Watchcosmic-ascetic:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)
yaaaasss
Re-blog if you want your followers to tell you one...
solknight:
bilar-och-ikea:
YES DO IT NOW
gonna start a band called "My Pronouns"
oppressionisyucky:
1-800-kill-me:
our albums will be named
“C’mon, Man”
“Seriously, Dude It’s Not That Hard”
“What The Fuck”
“Shut Up And Leave Please”
“What Do You Mean You ‘Can’t Remember’?”
“Of course they is legitimate” (with wildly popular single, Why is grammar more important than my sense of self-identity?)
umbbreon:
butts butts
butts butts
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Woah… I suddenly have 396 followers. Uhm, hi! Introduce yourselves? I like to know who’s following me and stuffs. My name is Charlie, btw. http://chasingidentity.tumblr.com/ask
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me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
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a-bird-in-your-hand asked: I wish you were within partying distance of me so we could party.
Anonymous asked: You must be a transformer bc you're Optimus Fine
likesdinos asked: Technically we already know each other but you asked about dinosaurs and I love dinosaurs >.>. My favorite is a Diplodocus. :3 >.> Do you have a favorite dinosaur?
Hey, you guize. Ask me schtuff. ALL the schtuff.
Especially all you new people. Will you at least tell me your name, your favorite dinosaur, and aroundabout where you live if we haven’t met?
http://chasingidentity.tumblr.com/ask
cisbender:
when an artist wants to show you their art
or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written
it’s quite often an expression of trust
because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart
little pieces of the artists themselves
and if they’re willing to share it with you
you should appreciate it
santanadelrey:
the fact that it’s 2012 and there are still thousands upon thousands of people who think that kids would choose to be gay when they’re bullied and tormented every day is completely incomprehensible to me
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Babbbeeee....
Oh hai. You hit the mute button and I couldn’t hear you and then my phone died and now I have to go get ready for work and then I’m going to go to my car and then I need need need a Dr. Pepper or two OR TEN and the line is always long this time of night butI’mgoingtocallyoufrommycarmmkyou’rethebestthereisbyeeeee. Did I mention my phone is dead and my charger is missing and...
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animedads:
I’m screamgender if you ask me whether I’m a boy or a girl I’ll start shrieking at you until you leave me alone